So then there was this : Montana To Introduce Edible Roadkill. Ed-i-ble Roooaad-kill. Nope, it doesn’t sound any better when you say it slower.
Okay, here’s the thing. I am all for reducing, reusing, & recycling. I hate to see waste. C’mon, though, folks.
We live in such a litigious culture that feeding the homeless is actually banned across America. Restaurants who want to donate leftover food often do not or cannot due to fears of prosecution. As a nation we toss out massive amounts of perfectly good food every day, missing out on golden opportunities to help others.
Has it really come down to this?
Excuse me while I toss this turkey in the trash. Don’t dig it out, either, or you’ll be sanctioned. However, if I hit a wild turkey on the way home, you may scrape it up and tuck in.
No turkey, without tracks. Nice motto. Not.