Let Them Eat Cake. No, Wait…. Let Them Eat Roadkill.


So then there was this : Montana To Introduce Edible Roadkill.  Ed-i-ble Roooaad-kill.  Nope, it doesn’t sound any better when you say it slower.

Okay, here’s the thing.  I am all for reducing, reusing, & recycling.  I hate to see waste.  C’mon, though, folks.

We live in such a litigious culture that feeding the homeless is actually banned across America.  Restaurants who want to donate leftover food often do not or cannot due to fears of prosecution.  As a nation we toss out massive amounts of perfectly good food every day, missing out on golden opportunities to help others.

Has it really come down to this?

Excuse me while I toss this turkey in the trash.  Don’t dig it out, either, or you’ll be sanctioned.  However, if I hit a wild turkey on the way home, you may scrape it up and tuck in.

You’re welcome. 

no no turkey

No turkey, without tracks.  Nice motto.  Not.

roadkill turkey

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One thought on “Let Them Eat Cake. No, Wait…. Let Them Eat Roadkill.

  1. Papizilla says:

    Reblogged this on The Ranting Papizilla and commented:
    Wow. Edible Roadkill? If that isn’t an oxymoron along the lines of Government Intelligence and Compassionate Conservatives I don’t know what is.

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