Buried somewhere in the mystical rituals that must be traversed to attain Republican Party Representative status, there must be some version of a voir dire wherein the aspiring candidate must prove that he or she has never read George Santayana. They are at it again, this time in the Ohio House Committee.
The moral of this story is much the same as any number of frustrating and irritating political stories we have seen over the last few years.
Remember the election, GOP? Yeah, the proverbial ass kickin’ you just received? I know you are all scrambling around pointing fingers in any direction but your own. Pundits and analysts are trying to figure out what went wrong, and how your projected numbers could have been so wrong.
This is what went wrong, guys. This is the type of legislation you seem obsessed with pushing through, and we all know that. We learned that if we want the government out of our love lives and our bodies, most of y’all must go. Y’all learned nothing. You are still trying to wage a war on women. We don’t like it. If you don’t stop it, we will smite you.